telapathetic:

*submits resume to the illuminati*

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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

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pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

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stopirwin:

i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital

dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people

(via desperately-needs-a-nap)

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

just a little reminder that 97% of rapists never spend a single day in jail.

(via desperately-needs-a-nap)

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womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

(via desperately-needs-a-nap)

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tardis-impala:

do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you

(via injuries)

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He liked her with long hair so she cut it short. Word Story by P.P. (via oceanflowerbird)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

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