leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: nevecampbell, via recarved)

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so-vvest-coast:

gimmedacliffaconda:

I’M THANKFUL FOR TALL BOYS IN BANDS WHO WEAR PANTS THAT ARE TIGHTER THAN MINE AND HAVE SMILES THAT COULD LIGHT UP THE WHOLE WORLD

((jesse rutherford))

(via loving-abels)

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asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(via phobias)

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I’d rather be at Coachella Everybody  (via fifth-mayy)

(Source: karenslucille, via loving-abels)

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