poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via inspire-urself-into-a-new-you)

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urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

(via -partofyourworld-)

323,058 notes

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via -partofyourworld-)

256,726 notes

partism:

the feeling of love can be so amazing but scary at the same time

(via interjects)

129,265 notes

oomshi:

paris hilton is my idol bc shes famous for being famous

(via unacted)

60,327 notes

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via gnarly)

274,694 notes

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via crystallized-teardrops)

164,130 notes