Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

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Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

(Source: keepitfr3sh, via spaecy)

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who is interested in dating an ugly girl who sleeps all day and only cares about music

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I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

(Source: unflaws, via departured)

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Why is it legal for a woman to marry the Eiffel Tower but two people of the same gender can’t get married

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